May 2013
frankienathanieljonas:
bubblelumps:
was voldemort a virgin
#did you see him in 5th year? #he wasnt a virgin
Cosmo Sex Tip #676
shoe-inhibitions:
When he cums in your hand, wipe it on his forehead and whisper: “Simba”
wishcave:
*opens jacket* hey u wanna buy some oh jesus fuck it’s cold *closes jacket*
laugh-addict:
i saw hell with my own eyes
tomato-jellyfish:
meladoodle:
this textpost glows in the dark, turn off your lights i bet you can still see it. ha just a little magic trick i learned
i feel so fucking stupid oh my god
